For many of us, it was love first sight the inaugural time we gazed into eyes of Baby Yoda on Disney+’s The Mandalorian!
And it seems not even a global pandemic could extinguish the flame that burns brightly in our hearts for this little guy! Baby Yoda merchandise is still coming out of the woodwork everywhere you turn and people are still ALL ABOUT it!
While there have been plenty of Baby Yoda toys, apparel, and electronics, some of the items have been a bit more (how should we put this?) interesting. So interesting in fact, we’re really happy some of these Baby Yoda products didn’t see the light of day!
(We hope we’re not bursting your bubble here, but these are [hopefully obviously!] NOT real products. Sorry guys! 😉 )
Baby Yoda Hand Vac
We’re already having a hard time dealing with our obsessive desire to spot clean every surface around us right now. A Baby Yoda Hand Vac (while quite handy and adorable to look at) would definitely feed into our deep need for keeping things in order right now, and we’re not talking about the First Order!
I don’t know, maybe a Baby Yoda Hand Vac WOULD be helpful to have handy, especially because we could suck all the dog hair off our shirts before our Zoom meetings and look half-way presentable for once! 😉
Baby Yoda Litter Box
Why should humans have all the fun? Animals love sweet Baby Yodes, too! That’s why we’re giving Mittens a Baby Yoda Litter Box for her next birthday!
Of course, cats might naturally object to using a litter box that’s levitating four feet off the ground like Baby Yoda’s floating space egg pod! We may have to ensure ours stays firmly planted on the ground!!
Baby Yoda Tweezers
Trying out a new eyebrow shape has occurred to us several times now that we haven’t plucked for months! 😉
But a pair Baby Yoda Tweezers might prove to be too distracting! We’d be going for a shape like Rey’s brows and end up with something more like Jabba the Hutt’s!
Baby Yoda Weed Wacker
When it’s time to trim those Galaxy’s edges (of your driveway), we know the perfect tool to get the job done!
A Baby Yoda Weed Wacker would sure improve our feelings about yard work in general, but we’re thinking our love of Baby Yoda really applies more to indoor items.
Baby Yoda Hair Dye
Actually, we kinda wish we had some Baby Yoda Hair Dye right now to cover up some of these roots!
Our Dark Side is starting to show, and it doesn’t look PRETTY!
Baby Yoda Jock Jams CD
What better way to get jazzed about another long day of being trapped at home than with the new As-NEVER-Seen-on TV Baby Yoda Jock Jams CD?!
Get yourself JUICED with title tracks including Batuusie Roll, Gonna Make You Use The Force, and Whoomp! There the Remote Is!
Baby Yoda Troll Doll
And finally, in an abomination of Baby Yoda items we’re relieved to see X-ed, we give you, the Baby Yoda Troll Doll.
Eessh…that’s a tough pill to swallow! We think we’ll just leave Trolls to Universal instead!
You see? Baby Yoda plush and t-shirts seem much more approachable than lawn care products, don’t they?! 😉 We’ll keep an eye out for the next wacky “Child” merch to hit the shelves, but until then, we’re gonna go pop on our pretend Baby Yoda edition JockJams in our heads and do some yard work!
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Do you wish any of these Baby Yoda products actually DID make the cut? Tell us which ones you would’ve bought in the comments below!